pros and cons. penguins

pros:

1. they are cute
2. they make good movie characters
3. they dislike puffins
4. they have a good sense of direction

cons:
1. they aren't as big as i thought they were. (which is about 5 feet for inquiring minds)
2. they are getting a touch "played out"
3. they taste so good to whales



outcome:
penguins = a win!

pros and cons. my breakfast

this morning for breakfast i ate fat free vanilla yogurt with a chopped up banana.

pros:
1. it smelled and tasted like marshmallows. which is one of my favorite foods


cons:
1. it smelled and tasted like marshmallows. it should have smelled and tasted like vanilla yogurt and bananas. it was kind of weird.


outcome: it's a draw!*



*this is the first draw in pros and cons history. apparently eating vanilla yogurt with bananas for breakfast** is just as good as not eating them for breakfast.

**yay bananas!

georgie von funky hair

i could be wrong, but sometimes i think the plant on my desk is only trying to grow so he can reach out and touch me while i type.

he's needy.

pros and cons. bug edition

cons:
1. they are gross
2. they smell funny
3. they want to get in your mouth
4. they watch you get undressed
5. they are always milling about doing nothing useful

pros:
1. since you are bigger than them, they might see you and think you are their leader.
this prob won't happen in many other instances.



Outcome:
bugs = a big fat lose

pros and cons. taco edition

Pros:
1. fun to eat
2. fun to make
3. they make an excellent taco salad the day after
4. while in the presence of a taco, festive headgear is not only allowed, it's suggested
5. the food "taco" shares its name with my beloved goldfish "taco"

Cons:
1. the weird taco meat stains your tupperware
2. overeating is almost guaranteed, followed by stomachache
3. my fish "taco" gets sad when i talk about it being "taco day" and i don't do anything nice for him

Outcome:
tacos = a win

fish hooking

when i was in my youth, i held a job at costco. i worked as a receipt checker with a fabulous team of young adults and mentally challenged elderly folk. although double checking long receipts with a highlighter was rewarding, the best part of my job was a customer named arbit adams. i didn't know much about him, none of us did. i haven't seen arbit in some years, but i still think about him from time to time. and wonder how many prostitutes are dead in his basement.

where are you arbit?

9:17 is my favorite time to blog

i have no second favorite.